stay off the pipe...

sooooo note to self; stay off the crack pipe or my brain might explode and bleed. just wanted to let everyone in on the brilliant people i am nursing back to life. oh and if you weigh 425 pounds and have uncontrolled hypertension...really lay off the crack. also who knew you could try to shoot yourself in the head and not get the job done...oops. maybe try jumping off a bridge, or take some lessons at the shooting range. wow that all sounded really cynical. i swear i have not become a bitter nurse. we have to all make vows to each other that we cannot become fat and cranky nurses! so if ya see it developing just say, "hey, you are acting like a biatch and are lookin a little chunky." because i am learning that odds are not in our favor as young, skinny, healthy, mean girl nurses. miss all ya!